musical selections for auditory erections.
minimal mansplaining, maximum pretension.
music for the all-knowing who know nothing.
what is a subpar savant, you ask?
well, they’re those who know a shit ton about music while knowing nothing at all. they’re the people that are left with the impending doom that there is an endless pit of things that they will never know about music. they are those reality-dissociators that believe the key to a successful relationship is in having the same taste in music, which often worsens their avoidant attachment style.
so if you’re the pretentious asshole who calls your music taste “genreless” as the modern replacement for “underground,” non-ironically, then this is the place for you. subpar savant sounds: musical selections for auditory erections.
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